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# is it called a saga
because it's long, tedious and shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)
# It's called a saga
because it makes the idiot fans of that shitty series of films feel important.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)
# housesitting this weekend
just glad my niece is staying at her mate's house, or i'd have to put up with that sparkly vampire shite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:02, archived)
# Psh, kids these days.
I totally believe what Hedgehog from Hell told me a few months ago; as soon as you turn 20, you realize that teenagers are dicks.

They need a proper vampire film, like... I dunno, Lost Boys or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:11, archived)
# john carpenters' vampires is a favourite of mine
as is dusk till dawn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:16, archived)
# From Dusk Till Dawn is a fucking awesome movie.
Might watch it tonight, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Proper vampire film?
Daughters of Darkness.

Awesome

And boobies
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:04, archived)
# *adds to the list* anything's better than Lesbian Vampire Killers.
I felt like headbutting the sharp end of a katana watching that film...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)