:)You could also show them in a sauna...
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:06,
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But not in the washing machinefor fear that they'll shrink
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Fri 10 Feb 2012, 20:19,
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