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# sounds very manly
my day is disgustingly feminine, involving childcare and cupcakes.
the eyepatch gives it a slight piratey tinge, though, but no like geena davis, she was a shit pirate
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Attack of The Baking Pirate!
Have fun.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)
# i bought the cupcakes today
as i'm in an unfamiliar kitchen
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Just tell the kids you slit the gizzard of the man that baked them, and took them as plundered booty.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:37, archived)
# would if i could
but they chose them from the shop.
also, at three and a half, i think they'd have trouble with the word gizzard and possibly plundered booty, too
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:41, archived)