there's an easy solution to both of those problems1. give most of your vast wealth to charity, leaving you enough to live on but not enough to get smacked off your tits.
2. don't marry a cunt.
(2. don't marry a cunt.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:13,
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yeah, he licked her good and proper Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:18,
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licky licky Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:25,
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*slams own head into desk* GET OUTTA MY HEAD! D:
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:28,
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SCHLUUUUUUURRRRP Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:35,
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