Screw him. Long is gooooood.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:45,
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According to various sources it's girth that matters.
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fat_bastard http://www.withoutapaddle2013.blogspot.co.uk/,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:48,
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The board is always up for a good stretch
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:51,
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The time has come to test the steel.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:54,
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i'd rather have a cumberland sausage than a field mushroom
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 12 Feb 2012, 19:54,
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