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# When I have a really good shit I sometimes get a hugely euphoric feeling, just like coming up on a good pill.
I don't know why. Do you know why?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 22:11, archived)
# Yes I know why:
Because the brown substance stimulates certain neurons in your colon, which are connected to you hypophyse ... I'm sure you has one, maybe two, and this hypo-thing produces then a lot of endorphines ... sort of natural crack.
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Ooooh, I didn't know I had a hypophyse.
I must find ways of stimulating it that don't involve poo or my colon.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 22:18, archived)
# This Dude knows how much pleasure your colon can give to you!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 22:20, archived)
# HOW DOES HE KNOW THAT? DOES HE WATCH ME WALKING OUT OF MY BATHROOM? PERVERT.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 22:23, archived)
# No sorry, it's this man on the left:
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 22:24, archived)
# WHY IS HE WATCHING ME WALK OUT OF MY BATHROOM IN THE EARLY 20TH CENTURY? PERVERT.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 22:27, archived)