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# Here comes my wife!
(Porkbeard, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:05, archived)
# SHE HAS BETTY SHOVELLER HANDS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:06, archived)
# Beatrice Evelyn (Dollie) Shoveller
Wife, mother, great-great-grandmother, provincial champion ball player, duplicate bridge life master. Born Aug. 1, 1912, in Port Sydney, Ont. Died June 30, 2011, in Hamilton after a stroke, aged 98.

Nobody loved baseball, and in particular her Toronto Blue Jays, more than Dollie Shoveller. So great was her passion that her family was convinced she would never die during baseball season. So she threw us a bit of a curve by suffering a life-ending stroke in June, some of us certain it was prompted by the Blue Jays having loaded the bases with none out and not scored a couple hours earlier. Inexcusable.
(Porkbeard, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:09, archived)
# in hevin wid d angles
edit: and while I'm at it, fuck you sainsburys.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:10, archived)
# Hello?
Also: Are there any women here today?

/lifeofbrian
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:10, archived)
# CAPTAIN
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:10, archived)
# she is again touching all time my clay ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:14, archived)
# "ALL TIME" BEFORE "TOUCHING"
ALWAYS....ALWAYS!!!! (ALL TIME)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:17, archived)
# I blame the copious amounts of alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:19, archived)
#
ass model head
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:17, archived)
# EDIT: In clay he looks a bit like dickinson...
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:34, archived)
# I'll name that tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:51, archived)
# For 50 points, Whato_Jeeves from B3ta, in the internets...
go for it.
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 2:02, archived)
# Do you wanna funk? By that ugly fat bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 2:21, archived)
# Good.
But you're wrong.. it's actually Frantic Disembowelment by Cannibal Corpse

so close.
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Thu 16 Feb 2012, 2:50, archived)