that's ok, I really suck, once I was in mcdonalds and battled so hard with a milkshake that the windows imploded
once people picked all the shards of glass that they were impaled with out of their leaking skin they saw the funny side.
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discomeats This canoe,
Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:41,
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Someone I know used to roll their recreational smokes up too tightly.
They became known as "headcavers".
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:44,
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ahh, neologisms
they sound dirty, but you don't have a wet patch afterwards
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Mon 20 Feb 2012, 23:47,
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