The best way to deal with Adeleis to put on Turning Tables and then attempt to cook an elaborate meal. Things will start to go wrong and at this point, try saying some cliches like 'Yes the asparagus soufflé was a risk, but at this stage you've got to pull out all the stops.' Run around frantically, making sweaty frowny faces and just manage to pull the whole thing together in the end.
Then let a fat cockney and a aussie twat taste your offerings and declare you either the next Paul Bocuse or Ronald MacDonald.
(Then let a fat cockney and a aussie twat taste your offerings and declare you either the next Paul Bocuse or Ronald MacDonald.
Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:43,
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I once had a fat cockney taste what I offered her
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 12:49,
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Battered sausage?
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Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:01,
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My eel was well and truly jellied, I can tell you
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 22 Feb 2012, 13:07,
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