I'm lucky, I have a communal skip-thing which you're allowed to chuck things in any day of the week. Like an armchair which I sawed up into tiny pieces to avoid having to pay a council fee for disposal. For example.
As for metaphors, you can't beat my workmate who just completely gave up on one halfway through his sentence:
'Ohhh, that Shane McGowan? I tell you, that man is to teeth what... ohhh.'
(As for metaphors, you can't beat my workmate who just completely gave up on one halfway through his sentence:
'Ohhh, that Shane McGowan? I tell you, that man is to teeth what... ohhh.'
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Mon 27 Feb 2012, 16:40,
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