There's nowt wrong wi' owt what mitherin' clutterbucks don't barley grummit!
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Captain Howdy,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 17:53,
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'appenas long as t'crossbeam on't tredle no skew whiff.
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discomeats This canoe,
Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:40,
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