Because they'd immediately identify him as Bruce Waynefrom the size of his tiny cock.
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:50,
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i think he should hand it to the nuns!!
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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:57,
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