He obviously dropped his monocle whilst ogling Heather Mills in the bath.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:07,
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The dangers of gawping at monopedal slappers don't get the scientific study they deserve.
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discomeats This canoe,
Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:12,
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