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# I would like to know if this would really happen
*sends letter to Mythbusters :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Haha, that well-known cat's piss on a laptop myth
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:57, archived)
# pissing on your laptops
borking your internets :D
Edit: they once did a peeing on an electrical fence myth
but I forget if the shock traveled up Adams urethra or not o_O
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:58, archived)
# That's what fuses are for.
I received a laptop for repair which was absolutely stinking of tomcat urine. It was totally bumping of strong piss, the stench reminded me of the time when our cat pissed on the cooker and
Mum didn't notice until she had 4 saucepans heating up for Sunday lunch.
The owner said that she was 100% sure none of her cats had urinated on it, I told her there was some kind of major motherboard damage beyond my repair capabilities.
I delivered the laptop to her house and I was not surprised to find her house smelled of highly concentrated tomcat piss and so did she. Her nose was flat like a bad boxer's.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:08, archived)
# hahaha
mmm cat pisss gravy :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:12, archived)
# (c) Heston Blumenthal 2012
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:13, archived)
# curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back.
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# interesting wiki page
orignal: 'Helter skelter, hang sorrow, care will kill a cat, up-tails all, and a pox on the hangman' 1598
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:15, archived)
# sounds very shakespearean to me
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# indeed it was performed by him
from a play by Ben Jonson apparently en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curiosity_killed_the_cat
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:20, archived)
# very interesting
it's odd how language changes
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:24, archived)
# I like how they prove the strength of the proverb
with a picture of a kitten that is clearly ABOUT TO DIE.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:26, archived)
# and already missing half it's tail
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 19:28, archived)