That's nothing. When I was a lowly, piss-poor (or poor piss) student in the Big SmokeI once bought a bag of 30 sausages for 80p. Whatever they were made of, it didn't taste of piggy.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:49,
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what they were made of, was optimism, coated in plasticthe plastic contained the food value
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Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:32,
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Optimism is likelyThey did keep me alive for a week.
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Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:38,
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or perhaps they shotened your life by a week
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Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:37,
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