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# Last one for a while - Mallee Emu-wrens


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(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:54, archived)
# They are all using the smurf facepaint
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:57, archived)
# They're hooked on snorting blu-tack.
Kids these days, they'll huff anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)
# You have a lot of talon.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Thenks awffly.
I can't think of any bird puns...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:02, archived)
# are you avian a laugh?
I expect a whole flock of them before long
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)
# I've got a few of them hatching right now
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:12, archived)
# He could wing it, or pluck a few out of a joke book.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:14, archived)
#
Actually I prefer this one
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:40, archived)
# I see continuous punnage as a plucky bit of humour.
edit: repetition fail :(
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Don't worry, can't make an omlette without breaking eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:16, archived)
# Tits with blue
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:00, archived)
# It's normally quite warm where they're found, but there you go, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:02, archived)
# ALBA GU BRÀTH!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Does that make these Sugar Tits...?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Thems plenty fine chickens* as ever
*species may vary
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Yew shure do say the nicest things to a gal.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:22, archived)
# *tips stetson*
edit: the smell of the chip shop is wafting in through the window, does anyone want any chips?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Yes please
they would go nicely with the fancy burgers I am having tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:34, archived)
# ooo fancy
speaking of burgers, I saw some of those "here are some quarter pounder cheeseburgers in a box" reduced at tesco

they were actually nice, I was pleasantly surprised. Makes a change from the usual rounded glob of minced fat and binding that usually passes for burgers in supermarkets.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:38, archived)
# I'm used to them now
I can't eat a burger anymore unless it's mostly gristle and ground hog anus
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:46, archived)
# That's nothing. When I was a lowly, piss-poor (or poor piss) student in the Big Smoke
I once bought a bag of 30 sausages for 80p. Whatever they were made of, it didn't taste of piggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:49, archived)
# what they were made of, was optimism, coated in plastic
the plastic contained the food value
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Optimism is likely
They did keep me alive for a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:38, archived)
# or perhaps they shotened your life by a week
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 20:37, archived)
# They're Aberdeen Angus with onion and ale chutney
They're also a day out of date. This feels astonishingly like a conversation I had with you about a fortnight ago. Also, where are my chips?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:17, archived)
# I forgot and made soup instead
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Ok, they'd probably get a bit cold anyway by the time I got them
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:33, archived)
# I'd have to squeeze them into the computer
and I'm not sure how the science bit works to transmit them over the mighty internet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Your drawings are lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:46, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:11, archived)
# Thanks very much!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:31, archived)
# Why is it always blue faces on your birds?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:51, archived)
# No wait, I'm still angry you never helped me identify that bird I saw last year.
edit: two years ago? SHIIIIIIT I don't half hold grudges.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:52, archived)
# The bird is probably dead by now
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:33, archived)
# overcome by his drug and gambling addiction most likely
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Well aren't you a bright ray of sunshine?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Link?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:31, archived)
# ahhh, cute little fluffy dinosaurs.
Also, have this.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Nah, not enough rainbows to be dinosaurs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:55, archived)
# no?

(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Now THOSE are some fine dinosaurs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Finosaurs!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:12, archived)
# ^ This is a thing of great beauty
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:40, archived)
# GAY DINOSAURS!
God planted their skeletons to really test our faith.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Evangelist propaganda gone mad.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:56, archived)
# We can never be certain...
(And yes, really quite lully!)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:16, archived)
# I'm always amused and amazed that they're from the same line as velociraptors.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:32, archived)
# Lovely
Have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:30, archived)
# ^ Twigs with tits!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:10, archived)
# And some birds.
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:33, archived)
# Pretty birdies.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:32, archived)
# They're amazingly small and fast when you're trying to find them.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:33, archived)
# Just noticed the title
THOSE ARE NOT EMUS!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:37, archived)
# True,
but they're named for the tail feathers, which look quite like emu feathers.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:34, archived)
# So pretty.
Lovely drawing as ever.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:34, archived)
# These are lovely...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Ta! I hope the person I've drawn them for thinks so as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 0:35, archived)