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# what a waste of caramel
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, careless waste of sugary foodstuffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:18, archived)
# \o/ just found chocolate behind my monitor!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:39, archived)
# are you sure it's chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:58, archived)
# yes
it's a chunk of easter egg i got out of the fridge hours ago and forgot about
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:00, archived)
# note to self
don't eat all Easter egg within two days of receiving it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:11, archived)
# didn't say it was my easter egg
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:27, archived)
# It's better there than on my
finely chiseled hips*


*hips may not in fact be, finely chiseled.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 2 May 2012, 13:19, archived)
# are you usually in the habit of applying caramel to your hips?
if so, i'm assuming you get someone to lick it off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:22, archived)
# I try
but due to my lack of fitness I usually can't catch anybody...
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 2 May 2012, 13:24, archived)
# lie in ambush
aand jump out at them. they'll stick to your caramel-coated hips and bingo! you've snagged yourself a licker!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:26, archived)
# That sounds more like a sticker.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 2 May 2012, 13:27, archived)
# no, really
if they want to escape, they'll have to lick themselves free
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:30, archived)
# You've really thought this through.
I look forward to seeing crazy caramel lady on the news :D
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 2 May 2012, 13:31, archived)
# i think on my feet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:32, archived)
#
caramel faeces
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:38, archived)
# after a few hours, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:39, archived)