Last time I drank that much on an empty stomach
I technicolour yawned all over my friend's house and garden. He wasn't impressed.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 9 May 2012, 15:34,
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i hurled all over my mate's rockery once
the flowers grew particularly well there that year
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 9 May 2012, 15:42,
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I can't remember all the things I was sick on.
But I imagine the entire house was boiled the next day.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 9 May 2012, 16:05,
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