i've threatened to kill anyone who talks about any of themand i don't care how much guests ask, none of those shows will EVER be allowed to appear on my telly.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 10 May 2012, 16:19,
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Guests aren't allowed to choose TV stationsIf they require entertainment, I have chess, cards and a selection of boardgames
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 10 May 2012, 16:30,
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