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# How is everyone enjoying the semi-finals?

Previously...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
# i'm loving them
because i'm not fucking watching them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:20, archived)
# ^
I thought it was called "The Voice" now, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:43, archived)
# that's a completely different pile of wank
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:47, archived)
# I cherish my ignorance of the matter
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:50, archived)
# i'm female, which apparently means i need to be told about these shows
by every woman i know that watches them, even when i tell them i'd rather shit out a standard lamp.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
# This is the advantage of mostly talking to cats.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
# i usually talk to myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:08, archived)
# I work in an office full of women
Thankfully I have earphones for the morning Made in Essex discussions
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:13, archived)
# ^ what he said
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:14, archived)
# i've threatened to kill anyone who talks about any of them
and i don't care how much guests ask, none of those shows will EVER be allowed to appear on my telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Guests aren't allowed to choose TV stations
If they require entertainment, I have chess, cards and a selection of boardgames
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
# 'googles' 'cringes'
"It takes a lot of money to look that cheap" - R Chandler
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
# I am also enjoying them in this manner.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:01, archived)
# great, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:09, archived)
# absolutely
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Also, anyone who is coming to the bash
I made this fluffy CDC for the live auction

As you can see, it's almost as big as a real one:
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:23, archived)
# why am i looking at your mallett's mallet?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:24, archived)
# :D How childhood was better in the 80's without health and safety
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
# late '80's was better
i could get served in pubs by then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
# Unfortunately it doesn't have a face or a bow tie
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:27, archived)
# you're right
we should be grateful for small mercies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:29, archived)
# WARNING: HORMONAL FLUCTUATIONS DETECTED. APPLY CHOCOLATE.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:34, archived)
# 'ponders'
would snorting cocoa powder work?

(Little did he know but, this was the start of his crackolate empire...)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 May 2012, 15:39, archived)
# possibly
but i've got a montana bar instead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:41, archived)
# he sold them for crack
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:29, archived)
# that's a seriously expensive bow tie
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 May 2012, 15:34, archived)
# That's rather splendid
The missus has a travel pillow that can be arranged such that it forms a lovely CDC...I was going to bring it along to the bash but now I can see I won't have to
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Camels are shit.
Nice legs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:50, archived)
# this
The legs bit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 May 2012, 18:17, archived)
# ahhaah
I don't watch da telly shows, but I like how Simon Cowell's plastic surgery addiction is making him look more and more like a melted chaffinch.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Neither do I.
This guy actually PAID to look like that?!
Ruining any natural character/expression built over time.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 May 2012, 15:46, archived)
# it's cowell, he never had any
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:47, archived)
# I suppose with an ego that big he'll see whatever he likes in the mirror.
see also: Piers Morgan
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 10 May 2012, 16:00, archived)
# good point
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:01, archived)
# I keep meaning to do a wide pic that extrapolates his current mushky and shows what he'll look like in the year 2076
but then i can't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:56, archived)
#
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# hahaha...can you tag on an extra frame
involving the eagle and david walliams's smug bastard face?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:33, archived)