Still sounds like the start of a zombie movie to me:
Authorities said the perpetrator was high on a 'new kind of acid'.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 30 May 2012, 15:17,
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*cough*T-virus*cough*
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 30 May 2012, 15:19,
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It has already started
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gronkpan,
Wed 30 May 2012, 15:42,
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