A mother was bathin' her bidet one night
The youngest of ten, a poor little mite
The mother was fat and the bidet was fin
T'was nawt but a skellington wrapped up in skin
The mother turned round for the soap from the rack
She weren't gone a minute, but when she got back
Her bidet had gone, and in anguish she cried
'Oh, where is my bidet?', and the angels replied
Your bidet has gorn dahn the plug'ole
Your bidet has gorn dahn the plug
The poor little thing was so skinny and thin
He shoulda been bathed in a jug
(The youngest of ten, a poor little mite
The mother was fat and the bidet was fin
T'was nawt but a skellington wrapped up in skin
The mother turned round for the soap from the rack
She weren't gone a minute, but when she got back
Her bidet had gone, and in anguish she cried
'Oh, where is my bidet?', and the angels replied
Your bidet has gorn dahn the plug'ole
Your bidet has gorn dahn the plug
The poor little thing was so skinny and thin
He shoulda been bathed in a jug
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 30 May 2012, 16:37,
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"knees up mother Brown..."
FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Wed 30 May 2012, 17:16,
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