I think the best placard I've ever seen was:'Due to budget constraints, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.'
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:43,
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as placards go that's a bit of a war and peace epic innit
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discomeats This canoe,
Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:50,
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