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# I might see if I can be fitted with animatronics, so I can scare people shitless at my funeral.
That, or be put into a Superman (or Santa, depends on when I die) costume and pushed out of a plane.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:38, archived)
# If you do santa you also need 8 freshly slaughtered (or live, your choice) reindeer in harnesses and bells to be pushed out with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 20:43, archived)
# *scribbles notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 21:30, archived)
# Notarising will
Also would you initial here, here and here where I've taken the liberty to add that you wish said Sleigh to be dropped out over your local school during their Christmas pageant.
(gijoel, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 5:03, archived)