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# based on a true story.
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# they both died - that's a dr dyslexia reference btw, imjussayin
imjussayin
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# It's funny, because their job is so deeply interesting that they don't realised they've already been dead for 3 weeks.
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# one time i woke up dead, but it was ok because i was dead already
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# OMG
like, this guy

in south america

couldn't shit

and like

the methanes builded up

and he exploderised on the operating table
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# fuck tables
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# on springs!
for springy action!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 0:56, archived)
# Shit, I ain't got enough meth for this shit.
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#

youtu.be/yEggja_zBjs
murtaugh
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# This is coming dangerously close to SATIRE
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# most perilously
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