Why does this happen?
Those science chaps should re-purpose the CERN facility to find out...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:34,
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I started not caring (and in fact, liking) gherkins a few years ago.
Being a nipper, gherkins were vegetables, therefore evil. Maybe puberty completely scrambled my brain.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 10 Jul 2012, 14:57,
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