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[challenge entry] You need one of these

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(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Is that your Orgone Accumulator?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:43, archived)
# And you definitely need one
I'll have to look into marketing tinfoil sheds at an outrageous fee to protect from all wavelengths.

Edit. And LRAD
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:46, archived)
#
You forgot to cover the door, must be all that fluoride getting to your head. 9/11 was a Gin fried dog I tell you!
(v11cu96, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:59, archived)
# it's on the inside
so you can seal it up properly
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:00, archived)
#
Your lying, you work for the CIA and have tea and biscuits with the illuminati on Wednesdays.
(v11cu96, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:03, archived)
# I thought they preferred
Bilderberg cake with their tea.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:07, archived)
# [golf clap]
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Although,
I suppose if I used steel instead of aluminium then it wouldn't melt if a plane hit it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:09, archived)
#
Correct, you'd have to ship the sheds with pre-planted Thermate and bribe CNN to digitally add fake planes in later.
(v11cu96, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:16, archived)
# Look
Everyone knows that the cavemen flew the planes and when they hit the front ends of the planes were pulverised and they blew out the internal walls exposing the supporting columns. These rusty columns, coated in the powdered aluminium from the front of the plane, were ignited by a jet of superheated fuel from the wings which escaped through a crack (obviously because the wings didn't explode) and combined with the air (like a bunsen burner) to produce a hot enough flame to ignite the de facto thermite which burned at a high enough temperature in exactly the right places to cut through the supporting columns.

Edit: And don't forget those people jumping out of the building adding further stress that it was never designed to take.

Do you live in some kind of fantasy world?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:36, archived)
#
Nooo that not what happened, the reptilians used RC inflable orbs discuised as holograms made to look like military jets that looked liked airliners, then they replaced the real twin towers with fake ones, which is why they fell faster than the rate of time, after the gold exploded in the basement due to the intense exposure to the sound of light.
(v11cu96, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 1:01, archived)
# fake towers
like this?

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 1:38, archived)
# or did you mean this?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 5:36, archived)
# merkin planes have aluminum so that doesn't work
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 1:02, archived)
# Aluminum forms thermate instead.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 1:39, archived)