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# nice
i don't understand why cyclists are so obsessed about shaving their legs to go faster, and then bradley wiggins leaves a couple of massive drag-inducing mutton chops on the side of his head...
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 17:29, archived)
# sideburn
hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain.

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(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 17:35, archived)
# haha, i shaved mine off about 6 months ago
unfortunately the mighty dung aliens of balgrog 6 haven't been able to contact me since
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 17:55, archived)
# its not to go faster
its in case you fall off so you don't get dirt stuck in hairs and have grazes go septic
(, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:57, archived)