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Ladies and Gentlemen, now the moment no one's been waiting for the world famous taking the piss contest

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Just in time, compo it
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Alright b3ta?
Just passing by with this old pearoast
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» Corporate Idiocy

Mail Order wine for everyone
Mail order wine company intent on sending their catalogue to every address in the country. This frequently led to hysterical, angry, abusive people phoning the call centre demanding to be removed from the mailing list.

Those who took the time to write in were far more polite. My favourites:

A long letter on notepaper in old granny cursive with extensive details on the elderberry and blackberry home-made wine she was making at 16p a bottle and therefore had no need to buy any wine.

The I-think-you-want-my-Dad letter from an eight year old who bemoaned the fact he only got 50p a week pocket money and proudly added he was too young to drink alcohol.

The scary, child-like scrawl from an inmate of HMP Wakefield who was very grateful at being offered the promotion but regretfully informed us that wine was not allowed in prison and even if it was the governor was a right stingy git who wouldn't buy any anyway.
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» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

I went to use my drill and a juggling robot suddenly appeared to help me
It threw me a bit
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» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Which Tory politician pollutes the air every time he takes a piss?
Jacob wees smog
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» B3TA fixes the world

Traffic Warden & Troop switch
All the troops in Afghanistan need to come home and become traffic wardens. They would be much nicer to motorists because they are sane, reasonable people. Also who would argue with them ?

Send all the traffic wardens out to fight the Taliban. Job done.
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