He's a proper old-school beggar
from when they were all cripples rather than junkies and alcoholics
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:42,
archived)
And all, for some reason, talked like pirates.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 14 Aug 2012, 21:48,
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