Some people have a habit of answering the question they wanted to be asked rather than the question they were asked:Bronze Medal : Chloe Smith, Silver Medal: James T Kirk, Gold Medal : Boris The Spider.
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Wed 15 Aug 2012, 0:59,
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Ah, but you haven't asked me any questionsYou've called me names, but you haven't asked me any questions, other than "Do you understand the zeroth law of thermodynamics". I answered, "Yes, I do."
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Wed 15 Aug 2012, 1:06,
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