
you can't come up with fantastic and award winning new b3ta posts if you're asleep
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Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:46,
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and like everyone was amazed, and you travelled the world receiving plaudits and that and all is dazzling and bright for the future.
Then you wake up.
in a dingy bedsit with no carpet, water dripping from the light that never works onto the dirty paint stained floor while the wind gently rattles the grime encrusted window, your only vista a pot holed road with a burnt out Ford Fiesta at the end of it.
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Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:00,
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Then you wake up.
in a dingy bedsit with no carpet, water dripping from the light that never works onto the dirty paint stained floor while the wind gently rattles the grime encrusted window, your only vista a pot holed road with a burnt out Ford Fiesta at the end of it.

not sure I even have any, I think I probably die for 7 hours each night or something
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Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:11,
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