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# just offering a solution to being put to sleep
you can't come up with fantastic and award winning new b3ta posts if you're asleep
(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:46, archived)
# what about if you dream you made an awesome post
and like everyone was amazed, and you travelled the world receiving plaudits and that and all is dazzling and bright for the future.

Then you wake up.

in a dingy bedsit with no carpet, water dripping from the light that never works onto the dirty paint stained floor while the wind gently rattles the grime encrusted window, your only vista a pot holed road with a burnt out Ford Fiesta at the end of it.
(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:00, archived)
# I never remember my dreams :(
not sure I even have any, I think I probably die for 7 hours each night or something
(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:11, archived)
# maybe you transform into your space reptilian form
and report everything you have learned to the mothership!

It could happen.

(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Problem is,
I can't come up with fantastic and award winning new b3ta posts when I'm awake, either.
(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:36, archived)