I heard he went back in time and after some hilarious mishaps ended up becoming his own mother.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 18 Aug 2012, 20:23,
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Yeah? I heard he sneezed at the Large Hadron Collider and created a new lifeform.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 18 Aug 2012, 20:28,
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