My dad hung me upside-down off a bridge and said 'Watch out for the alligators!'
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:01,
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That can either end in life long traumaor becoming Steve Irwin
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Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:11,
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his career did end with a life long trauma, though.
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discomeats This canoe,
Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:46,
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