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(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:47, archived)
# *glees*
This is almost the same way my dad introduced me to sex except there was still some fight left in the beast).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:56, archived)
# "No, son. Don't put it in that hole.
That's the exit wound."
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:59, archived)
# You lost your 'virginity' to a dying rodent then.

edit: Of course, this is how the Yiffing starts.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Not at all.
I was giving it mouth to mouth at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:22, archived)
# My dad hung me upside-down off a bridge and said "Watch out for the alligators!"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:01, archived)
# That can either end in life long trauma
or becoming Steve Irwin
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:11, archived)
# his career did end with a life long trauma, though.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Pesky skirrels
My old dog Honey used to love chasing 'em & managed to kill a fair few - poor little things seem to have heart attacks, one day a skirrel bit Honey - this confused her greatly, that is all
also woo & yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:08, archived)
# :(
(herman:D, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:23, archived)
# ARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Jeebus wept, the tackle!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 18:36, archived)
# I thought squirrels were supposed to hide their nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 19:46, archived)
# huzzah!
so that's what the olympic mascot gets up to at weekends...
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 20:33, archived)