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What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?

They can both smell it but can't eat it.
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Jack; when I said "draw the fucking curtains" that's not what I meant !
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 18:42, archived)
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Wife: My gynecologist says I can't have sex for 2 weeks

Husband: What did your dentist say?????

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 18:45, archived)
# haha give up
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 18:50, archived)
# How did the gynecologist redecorate his house?
Through the letterbox.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 18:52, archived)
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Q, What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A. A genealogist looks up your family tree... A gynecologist looks up your family bush!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 18:57, archived)
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If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do gynecologists get?




Tunnel vision!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 19:00, archived)
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I considered being a Gynecologist.
But there were no openings...
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 19:17, archived)