I'd link a story
but sadly they're all written by the Daily M**l. She's not exactly wasting away, but you couldn't use her arse as a bookshelf anymore.
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR,
Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:03,
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I saw her arse once
years ago, on a photo shoot, she was changing her trousers.
it was big, round, soft........
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:10,
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...and, I'm done.
Thanks for that.
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minimalist ...,
Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:30,
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