Haha. There's also unwanted family members. My bro knocked up this chav (who seems to have worked out the benefits system, but not contraception), and as a consequence I get regular updates on her syphilitic offspring managing to construct models out of snot or achieving wondrous insight into civilisation by not doing their latest crap in the middle of the living room floor. Because I'm related to them I fear that 'unfriending' this regular news source could cause some family fall-out. And because I gain joy from regularly fantasising about writing: 'Fuck off and stop posting the inane shit all over my feed, you mentally challenged, pig-ugly troglodyte,' I cannot bring myself to ignore her.
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Sat 13 Oct 2012, 17:06,
archived)