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# I thought it was;
'How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree? He paints his balls red.'

And the follow-up;
'What's the loudest noise in nature? A giraffe eating out of a cherry tree.'
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 19:47, archived)
# well that's not how I learnt it
but I prefer your version
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Both work, at the end of the day. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 19:50, archived)
# How do you catch a rabbit?
Hide in a tree and make a noise like a lettuce.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 20:08, archived)