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# mushy peas are a meal in themselves
especially when cooked with fried onions and with a sachet of chicken cup-a-soup stirred in at trhe last minute to turn it into green cement.
mmmmmmmm, that's good eatin'
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:25, archived)
# you should have your own TV show, Smash does Smash
can you do all the pouty spoon licking too ?
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:27, archived)
# i can pout like a sex-starved essex chav
i just choose not to.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Would you agree that mushy pea belong in a category with beanz, alongside curry sauce?
Your green cement disgusts me to the core of my being.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:32, archived)
# yes, i would agree. i would also include coleslaw.
and my green cement is delicious and causes arse gases that could be weaponised.
(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:35, archived)