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# why is it
that you never see pear juice in shops?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:38, archived)
# probably doesn't last very long
or maybe it's horrible


dunno
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:38, archived)
# hmmm
i'ill have to throw some pears in the blender to investigate
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:41, archived)
# BECAUSE IT'S RANK AS FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:40, archived)
# i dunno, pear cider is all right...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:41, archived)
# It's gone so rank it came out the other side
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:46, archived)
# SOULMATES 4EVA
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:46, archived)
# anyway why would you want pear juice?
Pears are an excellent source of fibre.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:44, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:46, archived)
# mofaha I know you're into cereal and honestly I'm trying really hard to be tolerant
but did you realise that Kellog invented cereals to try and stop people masturbating? He was also into yoghurt enemas.

You're not really keeping good company here.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:54, archived)
# It's ok I don't put cereal on my cock I just eat it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:05, archived)
# America has some pretty weird customs, don't they
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:27, archived)
# YEAH, AND A NUCLEAR WEAPON IS AN EXCELLENT WAY TO FREE YOUR CORNFIELDS OF PLANT RESIDUE
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:49, archived)
# maybe i like to shit lots
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 22:02, archived)
# get a tin of pears
Drink the juice. Bloody lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 21:46, archived)