Sounds like the plot of a porn film.
Watch out if he asks you to help pull his cable.
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:44,
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I hope he doesn't have a Noncember tache!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:45,
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