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# Would on toast.

Who doesn't like 'em sweet, nutty, and rich?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:51, archived)
# I ain't being your sex blanket even if it is with her
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha
Wait until he's explained the full terms and conditions, plus payment
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:26, archived)
# TJ...
Wow! Great service from BT!. The engineer just called me on my mobile to say he'll be here at 1pm to test our line for the fault. That's great customer service, really good. Only one problem. We don't have a line fault and haven't called for an engineer. He's coming anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:41, archived)
# That is going the extra mile
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Praise be to God for the clipboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Sounds like the plot of a porn film.
Watch out if he asks you to help pull his cable.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:44, archived)
# I hope he doesn't have a Noncember tache!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Someone wants to case your house for valuables.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:49, archived)
# some cunt stole the water butt from my garden a couple of weeks ago
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:51, archived)
# A water butt? Just what kind of middle class ponce are you, Gruffi?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:54, archived)
# the middle class poncey kind. I still have 3 others (and a spare)
they had to empty it first too!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:55, archived)
# You're lucky.
I once waited all afternoon for an Engineer to come and activate a phone line who never did turn up, then the phone I'd plugged in to the dead socket rang and someone asked me if I was satisfied with the engineer's visit. Fucktards.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:10, archived)
# he was just invisible, or very, very small
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:19, archived)
# *adjusts*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:53, archived)
#
www.hark.com/clips/hwqszjllmq-it-is-shit-its-a-bit-nutty
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Filth!
would :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:01, archived)
# racist!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:14, archived)
# If Nigella's your thing...
...may I suggest: www.b3ta.com/board/10858473
(minimalist ..., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:16, archived)
#
thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/nigella-lawson-1.jpg?w=500&h=751
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:20, archived)
#
Thanks for ruining my wank
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:46, archived)
# just consider it a delay technique
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:50, archived)
# it's like some sort of dirty protest
still would
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:21, archived)
# stop making that duckface!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:21, archived)
# Good lord!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:29, archived)
# oink!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:30, archived)
# Can it be milked?
I only ask as that would be jolly handy for cream for those strawberrys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:32, archived)
# it's akshally self-milking!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:34, archived)
# How handy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:48, archived)
# hahaha, with peppers?

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Ha ha
What a dreadful waste of blood and organs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Best description ever
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:31, archived)
# How to get rich...
Get your log over a Beatle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Would it be wrong if
I just dipped my finger in, and then licked it off?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps šŸ‘€, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Well don't stick it back in again,
that's unsanitary.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:46, archived)
# something about soaking her clam on some manfat.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Mmmm
tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Ermm... spread...
....hot crumpet... etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:03, archived)
# TOAPair of amazing sweater-puppies
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Wait that's not a moustache, thats chocolate spread!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha
hot bagpiping action.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:19, archived)
# that would tickle, also...
RUDE STUFF
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:37, archived)
# Whee!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:44, archived)
# just for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Mmmmm. Nigella
*rubs thighs*

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:17, archived)
# I suppose
I'd let her give me a chocolatey titwank if she asked nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Spread 'em
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:38, archived)
# I did her husband's floors and she laughed at one of my jokes.
Ah, memories.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:20, archived)
#
memories mammaries
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 14:26, archived)
# mmmm memory mammaries.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 15:03, archived)
# It is my belief that the rise in people fantasizing about her is because
you are so fucking bored at the cookery show that you need something to keep your mind busy, so you imagine spunking on her face, then you are not so pissed off your missus has that channel on.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:05, archived)