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# oprah smeared in the entrails of her victims, the dire consequence of her lust for the iron rich blood of life
her eyes glowing hatefully in the last cruel illumination her prey will ever know in this realm of existence.*

Jesus, already it's more manly than Twilight.

Even if there were a few my little ponies(r) frolicking in the same scene it'd still be more manly than Twilight.


*Dear Oprah, if you are reading this, it's just a joke, I have no money so please don't sue me, I'm too little to be sued, KTHANXBAI
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:57, archived)
# however, should she take the idea and make a film you should stipulate that you want 10%
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Hell yeah!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:03, archived)