I get an extra £145 a year to spend on gin and hats.They've been threatening to come round for years but they haven't bothered yet. My landlord insists I keep the aerial and the satellite dish in place, but they're both obviously either broken or unconnected.
They're welcome to come round any time. I live with my impressive collection of edged weapons at the end of a dark, mysterious driveway in an isolated location with a private Victorian sewer...
(They're welcome to come round any time. I live with my impressive collection of edged weapons at the end of a dark, mysterious driveway in an isolated location with a private Victorian sewer...
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:40,
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