I think you'll find that my name is chloe smith and i live in norwich. it is fantastic.But I hate
People who make 'bending down old bloke' noises every time they move.
People who Breathe heavily.
People who read the Daily Mail out loud just under their breath, barely audible to the human ear.
People who grab your arm to make sure you are listening.
People who tell you the same story about Mick Jagger that you've heard from them before.
People who sit and peel a pile of 3 or 4 oranges.
People who show you racist and unfunny jokes on their phones.
People who sit watching a sketch show with headphones on (it's quiet), and they occasionally turn to you and repeat the punchlines of a show you aren't watching and can't hear but want to watch later.
People who keep talking to you about sport, even though you tell them you have no idea what they're talking about because you don't follow it, but they continue to tell you anyway and then they burn your neck, I don't like that.
People who lean over and read from your screen while you're typing. Yes, you. I'm talking about you.
People who I might try and kill with a hammer.
(People who make 'bending down old bloke' noises every time they move.
People who Breathe heavily.
People who read the Daily Mail out loud just under their breath, barely audible to the human ear.
People who grab your arm to make sure you are listening.
People who tell you the same story about Mick Jagger that you've heard from them before.
People who sit and peel a pile of 3 or 4 oranges.
People who show you racist and unfunny jokes on their phones.
People who sit watching a sketch show with headphones on (it's quiet), and they occasionally turn to you and repeat the punchlines of a show you aren't watching and can't hear but want to watch later.
People who keep talking to you about sport, even though you tell them you have no idea what they're talking about because you don't follow it, but they continue to tell you anyway and then they burn your neck, I don't like that.
People who lean over and read from your screen while you're typing. Yes, you. I'm talking about you.
People who I might try and kill with a hammer.
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Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:53,
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