I'm at work right now. Put it on /talk then thought I should do an image version.
Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:37,
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Russs HHIHIihiiiblurrI think you'll find it is my job to sit next to people.
People who make 'bending down old bloke' noises every time they move.
People who Breathe heavily.
People who read the Daily Mail out loud just under their breath, barely audible to the human ear.
People who grab your arm to make sure you are listening.
People who tell you the same story about Mick Jagger that you've heard from them before.
People who sit and peel a pile of 3 or 4 oranges.
People who show you racist and unfunny jokes on their phones.
People who sit watching a sketch show with headphones on (it's quiet), and they occasionally turn to you and repeat the punchlines of a show you aren't watching and can't hear but want to watch later.
People who keep talking to you about sport, even though you tell them you have no idea what they're talking about because you don't follow it, but they continue to tell you anyway.
People who lean over and read from your screen while you're typing. Yes, you. I'm talking about you.
People who I might try and kill with a hammer.
(People who make 'bending down old bloke' noises every time they move.
People who Breathe heavily.
People who read the Daily Mail out loud just under their breath, barely audible to the human ear.
People who grab your arm to make sure you are listening.
People who tell you the same story about Mick Jagger that you've heard from them before.
People who sit and peel a pile of 3 or 4 oranges.
People who show you racist and unfunny jokes on their phones.
People who sit watching a sketch show with headphones on (it's quiet), and they occasionally turn to you and repeat the punchlines of a show you aren't watching and can't hear but want to watch later.
People who keep talking to you about sport, even though you tell them you have no idea what they're talking about because you don't follow it, but they continue to tell you anyway.
People who lean over and read from your screen while you're typing. Yes, you. I'm talking about you.
People who I might try and kill with a hammer.
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:40,
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My name is Jacob Dyer and it is my job to sit next to people.
People who make 'bending down old bloke' noises every time they move.
People who Breathe heavily.
People who read the Daily Mail out loud just under their breath, barely audible to the human ear.
People who grab your arm to make sure you are listening.
People who tell you the same story about Mick Jagger that you've heard from them before.
People who sit and peel a pile of 3 or 4 oranges.
People who show you racist and unfunny jokes on their phones.
People who sit watching a sketch show with headphones on (it's quiet), and they occasionally turn to you and repeat the punchlines of a show you aren't watching and can't hear but want to watch later.
People who keep talking to you about sport, even though you tell them you have no idea what they're talking about because you don't follow it, but they continue to tell you anyway.
People who lean over and read from your screen while you're typing. Yes, you. I'm talking about you.
People who I might try and kill with a hammer.
(People who make 'bending down old bloke' noises every time they move.
People who Breathe heavily.
People who read the Daily Mail out loud just under their breath, barely audible to the human ear.
People who grab your arm to make sure you are listening.
People who tell you the same story about Mick Jagger that you've heard from them before.
People who sit and peel a pile of 3 or 4 oranges.
People who show you racist and unfunny jokes on their phones.
People who sit watching a sketch show with headphones on (it's quiet), and they occasionally turn to you and repeat the punchlines of a show you aren't watching and can't hear but want to watch later.
People who keep talking to you about sport, even though you tell them you have no idea what they're talking about because you don't follow it, but they continue to tell you anyway.
People who lean over and read from your screen while you're typing. Yes, you. I'm talking about you.
People who I might try and kill with a hammer.
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:49,
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ARGH! WORLDS COLLIDE! I DIDN'T LIKE IT!
( Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:51,
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I think you'll find that my name is chloe smith and i live in norwich. it is fantastic.But I hate
People who make 'bending down old bloke' noises every time they move.
People who Breathe heavily.
People who read the Daily Mail out loud just under their breath, barely audible to the human ear.
People who grab your arm to make sure you are listening.
People who tell you the same story about Mick Jagger that you've heard from them before.
People who sit and peel a pile of 3 or 4 oranges.
People who show you racist and unfunny jokes on their phones.
People who sit watching a sketch show with headphones on (it's quiet), and they occasionally turn to you and repeat the punchlines of a show you aren't watching and can't hear but want to watch later.
People who keep talking to you about sport, even though you tell them you have no idea what they're talking about because you don't follow it, but they continue to tell you anyway and then they burn your neck, I don't like that.
People who lean over and read from your screen while you're typing. Yes, you. I'm talking about you.
People who I might try and kill with a hammer.
(People who make 'bending down old bloke' noises every time they move.
People who Breathe heavily.
People who read the Daily Mail out loud just under their breath, barely audible to the human ear.
People who grab your arm to make sure you are listening.
People who tell you the same story about Mick Jagger that you've heard from them before.
People who sit and peel a pile of 3 or 4 oranges.
People who show you racist and unfunny jokes on their phones.
People who sit watching a sketch show with headphones on (it's quiet), and they occasionally turn to you and repeat the punchlines of a show you aren't watching and can't hear but want to watch later.
People who keep talking to you about sport, even though you tell them you have no idea what they're talking about because you don't follow it, but they continue to tell you anyway and then they burn your neck, I don't like that.
People who lean over and read from your screen while you're typing. Yes, you. I'm talking about you.
People who I might try and kill with a hammer.
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:53,
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I must apologise...I dont know you yet you clearly work in my office !
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paranoiaman,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:41,
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I must apologiseI don't work in your office but I do steal appliances therein.
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:41,
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Easiest chop ever:
I probably shouldn't be proud of this: https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=facepoop&tbm=isch (warning: first result is literal face poop, 2nd is mine)
geordiecoder,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:27,
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Do you think that is actual poop on face there?In teenage years I discovered that if you put a Mars Bar in your pocket for a couple of hours then squish it around for a while, you can squeeze it out of one opened end of the wrapper to resemble a fresh jobbie.
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Shlvng,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 1:21,
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You've got it right there.Just like the fake donkeys they use.
{;-)
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 1:41,
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You're suggesting the poop may not be real?Next you'll be telling me Santa doesn't exist :'(
( geordiecoder,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 11:13,
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Are you drunk at work? Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:53,
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I wish. Either that or pumped up on PCP.
( Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:54,
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No, let me kill them first. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 22:54,
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You need lifeGo for a ride, these guys have been around since 1903:
www.yonkersmotorcycleclub.net/
(www.yonkersmotorcycleclub.net/
Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:33,
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Whenever any of those events happenIt's because the perpetrators are possessed by the ghost of Hitler, and Hitler is getting his revenge on the world.
To rid everyone of the ghost of Hitler shout at the top of your voice "Verpiss weg von meinem Arschloch" *.
*Results may vary
(To rid everyone of the ghost of Hitler shout at the top of your voice "Verpiss weg von meinem Arschloch" *.
*Results may vary
Tagnut loves pies,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:34,
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*google translates, pisses self laughing*
( Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on,
Sun 25 Nov 2012, 23:41,
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Today I got Google to translate"Deep Throat" into Russian and clicked the listen button. I though it sounded onomatopoeic: translate.google.co.uk/#en/ru/Deep%20throat
Disclaimer: I have no idea what "Deep Throat" sounds like.
(Disclaimer: I have no idea what "Deep Throat" sounds like.
geordiecoder,
Mon 26 Nov 2012, 0:32,
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