thing about santa is
he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:00,
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Fellows, let's be reasonable, huh?
.. This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half-assed autopsy on a fish... And I'm not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Kinder Toy spill out all over the dock.
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:04,
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he's not on the ocean, he's in a sleigh!
i don't think he'll ever go in the ocean again after what happened yesterday
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:07,
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