At least you HAD a FP.
When I was a lad we made our own fun, mutter, whinge, mutter.
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:15,
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walnut, whip and top and a satsuma
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 24 Dec 2012, 12:16,
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