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# BLASPHEMER!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 1:38, archived)
# BOLLOCKS!
There are several (fairly) talented people here just slapping an fbase on things instead of using their wonderful imaginations.
I think the fbases have run their course.

ALSO: I wish I had a vagina on the back of my heel so I could fuck myself vigorously, regularly.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 2:04, archived)
# I think you're trying to pick a fight with me. What's all this (fairly) business?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 2:21, archived)
# No nunna no no no , there'll be no fighting here.
Don't take it personally you dick.



(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 2:46, archived)
# Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 2:50, archived)
# What are your feelings about Bowie's new song?
Do you think Chavez should be inaugurated despite his absence?
Why did mankind take so long to attach wheels to suitcases?
Why is orange jam called marmalade?




(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 3:05, archived)
# I haven't listened to a Bowie song in ages and I wish Chavez would fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 3:10, archived)
# P.S. This is foreplay, let's get married in a balloon.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 3:26, archived)
# I accept.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 3:28, archived)
# I shall wed thee with a ring made of vol-au-vent.
We shall wear dresses made of sweaty Filipinos.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 3:35, archived)
#
Because there's a difference between jam and marmalade
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 9:29, archived)